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Re: ‘The First Gay President’: Newsweek Turns The White House Into The Birdcage

Geir Smith — Wed, 16 May 2012 03:40:51 -0000

Hi,

Obama had 666 drawn in Illinois Lottery on his victory-day so Obama's not only the Abomination of the Bible (gay) but also it's Antichrist. Spread this news when you see so you'll get to heaven.

Re: Alabama Shakes: The Most Authentic New American Band at SXSW … Or Anywhere

Shakes suck — Tue, 15 May 2012 14:22:02 -0000

soooo overated. I don't buy into this at all. Muscle shoals was an era. Duane Allman, Aretha Franklin, Rolling Stones...etc. That was the "Muscle Shoals" sound. Give me a fu*king break. They're 1,000 bands better than the bama shakes. Check out AA Bondy, Delta Spirit, Futurebirds, Heartless Bastards, M Ward.....the list goes on and on. This band is so stupid. I've never had a band piss me off as much as them. I'm sure they'll wind up going on some lame ass tour with Dave Matthews or Coldplay. When my parents are already in the know on a band like The Alabama Shakes....Thats when I know its over! Get a clue and look through the BS.

Re: Merging TIME and Newsweek’s Latest Covers

HV — Mon, 14 May 2012 14:45:35 -0000

Poor taste, sure. But that's the point of this exercise, TJ.

"Stop perpetuating the myth that supporting gay people means you're gay, too. Or will become gay."

Your bone to pick is with Newsweek. THEY'RE the ones bestowing the gay honor on Obama. We're merely pointing out the absurdity of these covers, aimed squarely at selling magazines at any cost and not staying true to Sullivan's thoughtful post.

Re: Merging TIME and Newsweek’s Latest Covers

TJ — Mon, 14 May 2012 13:58:44 -0000

This is in such bad taste and incredibly disrespectful to both the President, the office of the President, and to homosexuals across the country. Stop perpetuating the myth that supporting gay people means you're gay, too. Or will become gay. Badly done, Hypervocal.

Re: Drunk Girl Has a Fall

Brad Torf — Mon, 14 May 2012 12:06:37 -0000

Maybe she needs to switch to LIGHT beer?

Re: Merging TIME and Newsweek’s Latest Covers

Marc Palmarini — Mon, 14 May 2012 12:00:18 -0000

lol

Re: Can Human Beings Sink Any Lower? Trayvon Martin Is Now a Gun Range Target

Derek Richards — Sun, 13 May 2012 15:53:45 -0000

No matter what happened on the day that Trayvon Martin was killed, no one should celebrate his killing. You, "Sons", are scum. I hope you have a very long life with permanent diarrhea. Just imagine, everyone in town will just call you "Shitty". Someone will ask, "Have you seen Shitty?", and the folks will say, "just follow the brown trail until you find a pile of shit that resembles a human form."

Re: Romney Tells 11-Year-Old Kid Iran Will Nuke Us All If Obama Wins Re-election

Nathansapp — Sat, 12 May 2012 13:20:29 -0000

lol. funny but seriously he is scary obama he is seriously

Re: Mitt Romney: Anti-Gay Prep School Bully?

verylargehat — Sat, 12 May 2012 03:30:43 -0000

I hope this marks the beginning of the end of Mitt Romney's campaign and political career, in that order.

Re: He Works Out: You Must Watch Noah’s Badass ‘Sexy & I Know It’ Cover Right Now

verylargehat — Sat, 12 May 2012 03:26:47 -0000

Amazing. Just amazing.

Re: Bristol Palin’s Laughable Traditional Marriage Retort to Obama on Marriage Equality

verylargehat — Sat, 12 May 2012 03:21:20 -0000

It's too bad that they haven't used an updated, post-face lift photo of this idiot.

Re: Bristol Palin’s Laughable Traditional Marriage Retort to Obama on Marriage Equality

verylargehat — Sat, 12 May 2012 03:20:29 -0000

What a cunt.

Re: Can Human Beings Sink Any Lower? Trayvon Martin Is Now a Gun Range Target

Sons — Sat, 12 May 2012 00:39:12 -0000

Too bad it doesn't have a target drawn for head shots...........

Re: 10 Reasons ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Made My Vagina Shrivel Up and Die

Fortheloveof4 — Fri, 11 May 2012 02:57:33 -0000

Ha made me laugh... The "laters baby" is in reference to Elliot saying it to Kate. One broter being over loving and the other ... Well messed up. It became an inside joke for them.

Re: Bristol Palin’s Laughable Traditional Marriage Retort to Obama on Marriage Equality

MsJoanne — Thu, 10 May 2012 15:09:19 -0000

Priceless. All Palin's are hypocrites...and ignoramuses. So proud to be Palin.

Re: 10 Reasons ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Made My Vagina Shrivel Up and Die

EBI — Thu, 10 May 2012 14:35:29 -0000

You are obviously not enjoying your sex life too much if you are so close minded to some of the suggestions in the book. Maybe you just never had such high level of intimacy with a partner...

Re: Huzzah! Same-Sex Union Ban Enacted By North Carolina Cousinf*&kers

Kristin — Wed, 09 May 2012 20:57:37 -0000

I'm from Charlotte, NC and I don't know anyone who was in support for Amendment one. Charlotte is a mainly democratic city, and I believe that the DNC should still come here. There are so many of us here who are not closed-minded "cousin lovers". I am extremely disgusted by the passing of the Amendment and the Conservatives who voted for it.

Re: World’s Smartest Mouse Takes On Jaw-Dropping Obstacle Course

killwhat i — Wed, 09 May 2012 05:04:17 -0000

Having the worlds smartest mouse is akin to having the worlds least stinky turd.

Re: http://hypervocal.tumblr.com/post/22648835036

Damian Garza — Tue, 08 May 2012 16:34:49 -0000

thanks for posting this. VIACOM, what a joke!

Re: Unaired Beastie Boys ‘Chappelle’s Show’ Video, Coldplay Tribute & Ad-Rock Speaks

Ryne Saunders82 — Tue, 08 May 2012 07:45:46 -0000

Link is dead for Chappelle Shw clip

Re: Texas Rapper’s ‘Gay Is OK’ Song Will Renew Your Faith in Humanity

Gladys Foster — Tue, 08 May 2012 06:57:51 -0000

Beautiful

Re: World’s Smartest Mouse Takes On Jaw-Dropping Obstacle Course

Caseyrose — Tue, 08 May 2012 04:50:59 -0000

I immediately thought flowers for Algernon too

Re: Walter White Endorses Some Random Kid for Student Body President

hvcomments — Mon, 07 May 2012 23:35:39 -0000

Thanks, Woooooo.

Re: World’s Smartest Mouse Takes On Jaw-Dropping Obstacle Course

Bobert419 — Mon, 07 May 2012 23:32:07 -0000

Algernon is that you!

Re: Walter White Endorses Some Random Kid for Student Body President

Wooooooo — Mon, 07 May 2012 23:11:15 -0000

Here's a new version of it (the original was taken down at request of school): http://www.vidvir.com/watch/2X...